Training Progress (and Oregon Shenanigans)

Just an update on how marathon training is going. In my last entry I recapped weeks 1 and 2. Here are weeks 3-7ish.

Week 3:

Mileage: 25, Elevation: 1129ft, Iron Strength workout: 1 hour


I tried out some Nike Flex RNs but they are a no go. Neuroma fail. But they make excellent walking shoes. They’ll serve as my walking commute shoes until the rains come in.

Week 4:

Mileage: 23, Elevation 837ft, IS workout: 1 hour


I had a lot of fun doing hill repeats and my hamstring was okay with them. 4x60s repeats at 5K pace (whatever that is). I ended up with 9:30,8:49,9:25,9:29. It felt good to finally do something “fast” and hilly at the same time, even if for just 60 seconds.

Week 5:

Mileage: 27, Elevation 915ft, IS workout: 1 hour


I did my first early morning run due to heat. 6x60s hill repeats (9:43,9:36,9:44,10:03,9:38,9:03).

Beautiful moon as the sun rose:


I had a horrible Iron Strength workout. It was too hot to workout in my bedroom so I worked out in the basement office. Turns out a shag rug full of cat hairs is not a good place to put a sweaty body. Gross.

Week 6:

Mileage: 30, Elevation: 1083ft, IS workout: 45 minutes


Another early morning run. 8x60s hill repeats (9:38,9:35,9:32,9:30,8:57,9:25,9:25,9:19).

Half-assedly did my Iron Strengh workout. Not feeling the love for burpees (but I did manage 6 real pushups and 2 full sets of jumping lunges).

Hit 500 miles on my first pair of trusty Altra Ones (I really want to retire them but my other Altra Ones bug my neuroma so I ordered new One 2.5s to see how they work out).

Week 7:

Milage: 33, Elevation 476ft, IS workout: NOPE


Deep tissue massage the day after a 14 miler, focusing on my left hamstring (and the other muscles going down my leg that it’s making angry). OH YEAH. Nothing more to say about it except it was magical and the rest of my runs that week were on point.

Tried out my new Altra One 2.5s for just .8 miles. They felt great and no neuroma pain but I didn’t run long enough to feel fully confident in them yet. Will put them to the test this weekend while I stay close to home (in case I need an emergency shoe change).

Vespa doesn’t need no stinking shoes.

Started track work. 10x400m repeats with 200m recovery. These felt easy and smooth. The plan called for 5K pace. My recent 5K PR pace is 8:05 but that was pre-hamstring-injury-plus-the-major-slow-o-rama-of-2016 so I shot for 8:30-8:45. They felt just right (9:03,8:59,8:35,8:39,8:43,8:43,8:47,8:35,8:27,8:27).

I ran at elevation in Bend, including the Sunriver Half Marathon. I definitely didn’t race it (finished in a humble 2:18) and felt pretty good despite having to continue on for another 3 miles. Had a post race beer and recovered quickly.


Bob didn’t run the race but he did show off by finishing 20 miles before my 16 and then drank my race beer (I gave him permission and he bought me one when I *FINALLY* finished).

Week 8: in progress


I ran for the first time in Portland!! (if I don’t count the Rock n Roll Half and the Portland Marathon). The path along the Willamette is really nice and I love the Steel Bridge crossing. I have to do 16 miles there next month while Robert runs the Portland Marathon. I might just circle over the Steel and Hawthorne Bridges about 5 times.

I had another speed workout this morning and it wasn’t good at all (except I saw a really cute cat and we made eye contact. love.). I’ve only foam rolled twice in the last 7 days and my left hamstring felt like it was half the length of my right when I got up this morning. I should have stretched it out but I was too busy trying to program in my workout and sync it with my watch (I was too lazy/busy last night to worry about such things). I cracked up when my watched beeped at me for my first interval. “Run 497.xx miles…” It turns out that I had typed in 800km instead of 800m. Oops. Nothing a cute little LAP button can’t fix. Goal pace was 10K. No idea what that is so I guessed and picked 9:00-9:10. Not even close. I ended up averaging 9:30 pace. For people who know what Yasso 800s are here are my times: 5:05,4:59,4:57,4:55,4:54,4:52. Not good! That equates to about a 5 hour marathon. Boo! I have a few more Yassos to do before the marathon. Let’s see if better foam rolling and more rest will make it easier for me to put some power into my legs.

Coming up: This week is an easy step back week (about 28-29 miles total) followed up by another build-up week (and another scheduled deep tissue massage. Ahhhhh.)

I run for beer.


NYC Marathon Training

Hey there! There isn’t much going on these days. We’re planning on spending a lot of money on our house in the near future (much needed repairs of neglected items). We’ve been doing lots of research about windows, exterior paint, landscaping, etc. I’ll post more on that later.

Now back to running! I finished my base building (averaging about 20 easy miles per week with one long run) and have started training for the New York City marathon (November 6th). My hamstring is still buggy and I am running slower than I ever have but I’m enjoying just being out there. I just realized that I’ve run all of 2016 with my Garmin set to only show overall distance, time and heart rate. I’m not sure if I’ll switch back to looking at pace. I guess I’ll need to when I start doing speed work…

My training plan is a 16 week plan from Runner’s World. It’s a pretty easy plan with the goal to get me to the start line healthy and get me to the finish line, hopefully still healthy. It’s not an ambitious plan and I don’t have any goals for a PR or any specific finish time, really.

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Week 1 was super easy (sort of) because it was just the same routine I’ve been doing all summer. The only real change came on Thursday (a hillier route).

Mileage: 20

Total elevation: 755ft

Other: Iron Strength workout – 1 hour

*About that Iron Strength workout… The one issue I had was not respecting the difficulty of this particular workout. I decided to do it on Friday (the day after my hill day) and I went at it with gusto. Well, gusto for about 15 minutes, that is. Then I fell apart. It was a huge mistake to attempt jumping lunges. Huge. I barely managed to do 3 burpees at the end. You know you’re going to be sore when you can’t even walk downstairs 2 minutes after completing a workout. My Saturday and Sunday runs were a slog (I think I had a few < 13 minute miles). My right quad took about 5 days to fully recover.

For Week 2, I started what I hope to be a regular Tuesday routine. Running commute (one-way; I’ll bus in in the morning). I live 5 miles from work so the Tuesday easy run fits in with this perfectly. I got a Gregory Maya 10 pack which can hold up to 15lbs of gear but I was able to keep it down to 5lbs with a small water bottle and a change of clothes. It was pretty hot the day I ran home and I also read my training plan wrong and only ran 4 (and walked the last mile) but overall I had a good run. The pack felt great! I also moved the Iron Strength workout day to Tuesday since I’ll be home early enough that I can get the workout done and still have plenty of time to make dinner and relax.

Awkward selfie with the new commuter pack

For my 2nd attempt at the Iron Strength workout I took it a lot easier. I cut back on plyometric jump squats and did all the lunges static. I was able to finish 20 ugly burpees this time and only my abs (from side-planks) felt sore the next day.

Mileage: 23

Total elevation: 902ft

Other: Iron Strength workout – 45 minutes

I have mixed feelings about my 3rd marathon attempt. I’m going into it injured and slower than ever. I’m not very optimistic about how I’m going to feel when I start doing longer runs and I’m even less optimistic about finishing the marathon without having another hip or IT band issue. On the other hand, I’m kind of looking forward to not shooting for any special time. Allowing myself to walk and have a lot of fun might be exactly what I need this time around. Of course, I need to be realistic and bow out if it’s too much for my body to handle right now. I can always defer to 2017 and run “with” Robert.


Long time, no bloggy-blog

Since I last wrote, Robert ran his first Boston, The Dot graduated from high school (she finally got that last math credit… yes!), The Boy graduated from NYU, and we drove 3300+ miles across the country, merrily drinking beer in 14 states (well 13, Wyoming was skipped). All the festivities played out via Instagram.

In other news, I am done Maffetone-ing. I was completely unsuccessful in making any cool changes to my pace and heart rate after 8 solid weeks. It’s possible I was just shooting for too low of a heart rate and walking did nothing for me except make me lose a lot of nice muscle in my quads and glutes. I’d stick to it longer but no.

The good news is my hamstring is feeling somewhat better and I was able to run the Brooklyn Half marathon last month with only minor pain. Of course, I had to run it pretty slowly to keep my hamstring happy and walked a few parts of it so I could track Robert’s time and text him the results while he waited for me at the finish line (the cell towers were overloaded at the finish due to so many users in one place so he couldn’t get his official finish time via his phone). In case you’re curious, he ran fast enough to qualify for the NYC marathon and finished 20th in his age group (1:31 something). Hopefully the standards will remain the same for 2017 and he’ll be in!!

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Sadly, nobody beered me!! This was my slowest half to date but I thoroughly enjoyed it — an excellent, well organized race despite having 27,000 runners.

So that’s a wrap. All caught up. I plan on running easily for the next 5 weeks (not tracking pace or heart rate but going on feel) and will hopefully be starting my training for the NYC marathon in late July.

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The Boy graduated. Doesn’t he look excited?



MAF training, my hamstring, and The New York City Marathon

I delayed posting this until I could get my 2nd MAF test done and it was a huge fail but I’m sticking with it for now.

Wait, didn’t I tell you about MAF? Here you go: The Maffetone Method.

MAF training is heart rate training, similar to what I was doing earlier this year but it’s a bit different. Basically, all of my training must be done at 180 minus my age (and minus 10 more because I’m taking prescription meds). So doing the math, that means I’m running at or around 123bpm. For me, that’s mostly walking, which is pathetic, but it shows that I desperately need to work on my aerobic base.

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You know that high you get when you go out and have a really nice run? A speedy one where you have a spring in your step and you get sweaty and afterward you have a runner’s high for about 3 hours? Well, you won’t get one bit of that with MAF. Nope. At least not at the beginning. You will have a lot time to take pretty pictures though.

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Why am I doing this? Well, my hamstring is still niggly. I’ve been to the physical therapist about 4 times and it’s getting better and better but I still can’t run hills or do any kind of acceleration (so no speedwork). I figured this is just about as good a time as any to really work on my aerobic base.

MAF takes time. MAF may involve some walking (or mostly walking, in my case). It is most effective when you allow yourself time to warm-up (my tests were done after a 2 mile warm-up at 113bpm) and after several to many months of training without going above the threshold (so no speedwork or racing).

I am probably one of the slowest test cases out there.

MAF #1 test on March 19th looked like this:

Mile 1: 14:09
Mile 2: 14:43
Mile 3: 14:37
Mile 4: — (didn’t do but will do for future tests)
Avg HR: 123
Max HR: 131

MAF #2 test on April 9th looked like this:

Mile 1: 14:33
Mile 2: 15:21
Mile 3: 15:36
Mile 4: 15:41
Avg HR: 124
Max HR: 132

So as you can see, I’m a MAF failure at this point. My pace should be going down, not up.

I’m not really concerned at this point because I know there are a few factors at play.

  1. Heat. It was overcast and sprinkling and 52 on my first test. For my second test, it was 55 and full-on sun (it was definitely pushing 65 by the time I finished). I was overdressed and I felt really hot after the first mile on test #2.
  2. Warm-ups. I don’t usually do a warm-up (although I did for my tests). A lot of my runs are done after work and I feel kind of rushed to get in 3 miles (3 miles that take 45 f***ing minutes!!!) so I’ve skipped a lot of warm-ups that I should be doing. I walk a mile after work to my car but then I sit for about 30 minutes before I’m home so I can’t really count that as a warm-up. I’m not sure how to allow time to add in the warm-up when I’m running so slow. As it is, I rarely get dinner on the table before 8:30pm. I need a personal chef I guess? Morning runs are out of the question at this point because I hate mornings but talk to me again when my MAF refuses to budge or when we have a hot spell.
  3. Birth control pills. Without getting all TMI (but you can read all about it here and here and here) I have to take a pretty high dose of birth control and during the week that I’m off the pill my heart rate goes down. In fact, the only time my resting heart rate drops down into the 60s is during that week. I honestly kind of hope menopause comes earlier vs. later for me so I can go off these horrible pills.
  4. Wine. I drink it. Sometimes a lot. Always more than I should and it raises my heart rate. I don’t know how much wine I drank before test #1 (I’m sure at least a few glasses) but the night before test #2 I had 3 glasses of wine!! I was watching a movie with The Dot while sipping wine and we started having one of our “discussions” and they usually full of tension and angst. I decided to check my heart rate and it was 85. After the discussion it was up to 89 and when I went to bed it was still around 88. It remained the same when I woke up so I got started with an already way elevated HR. Later, 2 hours after MAF test #2, it was still around 105bpm. Maffetone says if your numbers aren’t going down you need to check your diet. Um, yeah. (DC Rainmaker tested the effects of alcohol on his workouts. The results make it pretty obvious that too much alcohol will be a problem for your training the following day.)

So there it is. There’s nothing else I can think to change besides adding in warm-ups and cutting back on alcohol. After we get back from Boston next week (go Robert!!!!) I’m going to do the two-week Maffetone test (carb intolerance testing) and I’m going to toss in an alcohol test as well. While Maffetone doesn’t give any specific advice on how much alcohol one should or should not drink during the test it’s obvious to me that that’s the one thing that will make a huge difference for me. I do quite a lot of paleo-centric eating already, I get a lot of sleep, I drink a lot of water, I don’t consider myself to be stressed out much either. It’s the wine. It’s the beer. During the test I’m going to stick to one glass of wine a day for 2 weeks. 14 5oz glasses. I might have to sequester myself to my bedroom away from my 20 year old daughter to do it but gosh darn it, I’m going to do it. If my numbers still don’t come down then I guess I’ll just quit running and start breeding ragdolls. 😉

I recently took a few training classes in Tableau and to get some practice, I pulled in my Strava data to start developing a dashboard to track my progress. It’s kind of fun (and mostly useless at this early stage).

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Last thing.

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I got into New York City Marathon!!! I don’t need to start training until July so I’m going to stick with Maffetone until then and the only times I plan on going over the prescribed 123bpm is during next week’s Boston 5K (which I will run conservatively; I don’t even know if I *can* run right now so it might be a huge fail) and next month’s Brooklyn Half which I’ll also run/walk easy and take in the crowds and the scenery.

Well, that didn’t turn out very well.

What did really easy running get me? An injury.

Remember how I was doing that heart rate training thing that would help me be a better endurance runner? Well, I’m dumb. Or my body is dumb. Or both. I did a few 200m speed sessions and a few strides tossed in during the early portion of my heart rate training just to remind my muscles how to run fast. It turns out that not doing my core strength training for nearly a month and not being used to acceleration/deceleration was a perfect recipe for a hamstring strain. When I first felt it (during a little stride on the track) I immediately backed off but it continued to bug me during runs (especially when I did any hills) and it then started bugging me when I climbed the stairs and soon after it even bugged me when I walked up hill. I kept on running through it. I foam rolled and started up strength training again (maybe overdid it there by using 10lb weights for my single leg dead-lifts). In any case, it just kept getting worse and worse to the point where it hurt constantly and my walking slowed to a shuffle*. I ditched my heart rate training, skipped the 2400m test I wanted to do 6 weeks out and completely quit running for a week.

*It’s pretty embarrassing when you’ve recently run 2 marathons yet can’t walk a mile into work without wincing and letting every other pedestrian pass you by.

So yeah. My February was super lame. Low mileage. Waiting and waiting to see a sports doc. Trying to figure out exactly what was wrong and attempting all sorts of remedies and doing a bunch of self diagnosing until I finally got in to see the doc just when the acute pain and reaction went away. Just a hamstring strain. Tendon is recovering and will take maybe 2-3 months to fully recover if I take it easy. Harrumph.

On the bright side, I was able to run the Lake Sammamish Half Marathon (with hamstring pain) this past weekend and my hamstring feels just fine today (well, a little niggle) so I’m on to physical therapy (I got a heavenly 10 minute deep tissue massage from the therapist that I should have gotten a month ago) and I’m starting over from the beginning, it feels like.

I guess I’ll restart my training with my upcoming 5K (April) and half marathon (May) in mind. Strengthen my butt. Stretch my hammies. Easy running (no hills or speed). Not running made me sad.

p.s. Tomorrow is the drawing for the NYC Marathon. This is Robert’s 2nd year trying to get in (and my 1st; I will choke on my coffee if I get in and he doesn’t). I really hope he gets it. The sad thing is, he could have qualified for NYC in 2017 if he’d only run 27 seconds faster during last weekend’s half marathon. He didn’t even try. Oops.

Lake Sammamish Half Marathon. 2:11:58. Not my fastest but not my slowest. Happy to be running again.
Lake Sammamish Half Marathon. 2:11:58. Not my fastest but not my slowest. Happy to be running again.

Really easy running. I like to call it the Seattle Shuffle.

I keep hearing it over and over. We need to run about 80% of our runs easy and the remaining runs should be quality speed work. I rarely pay attention to the “run easy” suggestions because I’m a slow runner (and kind of lazy, too) and, let me be honest with you, I’m no elite runner. 😛

Tina Muir wrote about running easy herehere and here (can you tell that I admire her?). Runner’s Connect also wrote about pacing long runs here. Runner’s World talks about the easy day pace and how 30:42 10k’er Sally Kipyego runs 8:30 on her easy days.

It can get confusing when someone like Tina says her easy runs are in the 7:50-8:05 range because that pace is FAST for me. I have to remind myself that she’s run a 2:41 marathon which is a 6:08 pace. Nearly 2 minutes per mile faster than her easy pace. So if I think about it that way, if I want to run a marathon in 4:15, that’s a 9:43 pace. My easy runs should be hovering around 11-11:15 (according to Jack Daniels I should run easy within the 10:31-11:06 range).

Here’s the thing. I should easily be able to run a 4:15 marathon based on my 5k time (25:06). But I’m not there yet. My current marathon time is 4:29 (ran just a month before my 5k). Were any of my easy runs leading up to my marathon at a sub 11 minute pace? No. Not a single one. I wasn’t running slow enough during training to allow my body to build up a solid, aerobic base. I wasn’t properly allowing my body to fully recover from my long runs and my tempo runs. Additionally, because I was running “too fast,” my tempos weren’t really quality tempos.

So what’s going on with my heart when I run?

Just after the new year, I came across this paper about heart training and raising your lactate threshold. The goals for the article don’t exactly apply to me but I was curious enough that I decided to start wearing my heart rate monitor and test out what my paces looked like in different zones. Clearly I am not aerobically trained, per Hadd:

Think of it roughly like a clock face: Your one mile PR should be at 12, your 5k PR pace should be at quarter-past (+15 secs), your 10k PR should be at half-past (again, +15 secs), your HM PR should be at quarter-to (again + 15 secs), and your marathon PR should be once again at the top of the hour. (This also fits in with the old rule of thumb that your marathon PR pace should be mile PR pace + 60 secs/mile)

Older runner: 17.02 (5k), 36.45 (10k), 1.24  (HM), 3.10+ (marathon)
5k = 17.02 (5.28m/m)
10k = 36.45 (5.55m/m – should be 5.44m/m from 5k time)
HM = 1.24 (6.24m/m – should be 6.00m/m from 5k time and 6.11 from 10k time)
Mar = 3.10 (7.15m/m – should be 6.40 from HM time and 6.27 from 10k time)

Given my 25:06 5K, per the above predictor, I should be able to run a marathon in around 4 hours (9:06 pace) given a flat course and good conditions. If I’m aerobically fit. I definitely AM NOT. So I decided to do a little heart rate training. For the last month I’ve run all my runs at or below 160* (with the majority of them below 150). For me, those 140bpm runs are super slow. Not slow 10:40 pace, like I usually run, but a SUPER slow 11:30-12:15 pace.

*I really should do a max heart rate test to really dial in on the proper zones I should be running in. The last time I got my heart rate up really high (around 196bpm) was a few years ago and it usually goes down as you get older.

So I tested out my pace at various heart rates. This is how things played out:

Hadd’s 2400 meter test* results:
140bpm/12:40 pace, 150bpm/12:03 pace, 160bpm/9:43 pace, 170bpm/8:34 pace, 180bpm/8:23 pace

*On a day when you’re well rested and the weather is good (no heat, no wind), go to the track and run 2400m at 140bpm, check your pace and rest for 90 seconds, then move up to 150bpm and do the same and so-on. 

Crazy. I used to occasionally wear my heart rate monitor back before I was doing marathon training and I remember the majority of my runs were between 160 and 175bpm. No wonder I never really got faster and kept getting injured.

Anyway, Hadd goes on to say what I already suspected:

…this means the mitochondria, capillaries and aerobic enzymes your training should have created in your leg muscles, did not happen. Whatever training you have done to this point has not been as effective as it could have been. Usually, I have found, for two reasons (as given above): 1. You don’t run enough mileage. 2. You train too fast.

I know that heart rate training is not exactly accurate and Hadd’s method is controversial (and I didn’t start at 50mpw like his sample runner). I know that being hot or tired (or hungover) can really affect it so I’m not saying it’s working but I’m saying I’m intrigued enough to keep up with it. (And all the Hadd believers say that is really works but only if you are patient.) Robert never runs as slow as is advised but he does do most, if not all, of his training under his marathon pace, so that says something to me about keeping it easy (although I have to remember that he’s freaking gifted).

Anyway, that’s what I’ve been up to. Because I’m slowing down and haven’t incorporated any speed work except a few strides here and there into my training, I’m hoping that I can carefully* add more mileage to my base through the spring without injury.

And, yeah, I know I’m crazy. You can see my turtle-paced Strava runs by clicking the running stats link up top.

*I would love to get up to 40mpw before I start training for another marathon but I need to be careful. At the new year I was hovering just above 20mpw and am trying out a method where you run 100% for week 1, 70% for week 2, 100% for week 3, 50% for week 4, and then increase your 100% by 5 miles. We’ll see how that goes. 


2016 Goals

I think 2016 is going to be a pretty exciting year.

Robert’s running the Boston marathon in April and a few of our friends will be joining us there.

In May, we’ll be spending a week in NYC to attend The Boy’s college graduation and will follow that up with an epic cross country road trip.

This summer I hope to deal with some neglected house stuff like exterior painting and window replacement (have I mentioned that I paid The Boy’s final tuition payment???).

I’m going to up my domestic goddess skills by taking a few fermenting and organic gardening classes and might actually grow something this summer after skipping out last year.

My running goals for the year include PR’ing a half marathon, becoming a better endurance runner, and registering, at some point, for another marathon!

I have a few ideas in the mix for half marathons:

As for endurance I’ve been dabbling in a few new techniques:

  • Heart rate training. It turns out, that even though I’m a pretty slow runner, I should be running most of my runs a bit slower (more on this in another post).
  • More miles. More runs. Longer runs. Work up to about 40mpw as a base if my body can handle it.


Continue my twice a week core workout but add a little more weight and an extra set. Really focus on my glutes (because they were the troublemakers during both my marathons).

Get back to a weekly power yoga session. I always feel better after these are done (especially a day after a really long run).

Foam roll and stretch WAY MORE. I had this knee tweak that lasted for 2 weeks and I foam rolled my quad for 30 minutes. MY quad popped. It POPPED! And then the knee pain was gone.

Marathon plans:

Because I want to get better at endurance in general and build up my base I don’t have any plans for a spring or early fall marathon (yay for not marathon training all summer).

  • My first choice is the NYC marathon. I’m going to register enter the drawing and will find out if I got in this March (the chances are slim).
  • My backup marathon is CIM which opens registration (I think) before I find out about NYC so hopefully it won’t sell out in a week!
  • If neither pan out I’m sure I can find something out there or just take the year off while I continue to make running a part of my life without worrying about upcoming races.

Other random goals:

Finish the scarf I’ve been knitting for five years, learn to meditate, and read more.

New York City 2015

We visited The Boy this past week in NYC (ulterior motive was to watch the NYC marathon). I can’t believe this is his last year at NYU!

We took a red eye flight into Newark and then took the New Jersey Transit train into Penn Station ($13/person) and then caught a subway for our airbnb apartment in the West Village. I tried to be clever and buy the exact amount of subway rides so that the card would eventually have a $0 balance but somehow ended up with about $3.80 after 8 rides. I dunno.

I had planned on a nice nap when we got into the city but I was too keyed up so we headed straight to Upright Brew House (a new place for us) for beer and lunch and then moved on to Carmine Street Beers (beer for Bob) and Spirits of Carmine (wine for me) to take back to the apartment. The Boy contacted me as we left Carmine to say his professor cancelled class (yippee!) so he headed our way and we all met up at Blind Tiger Alehouse (where we ran into the same guy we talked to at Upright — the beer world is a small world). As we wandered around the Village we ran into several tour groups. One group was checking out the Friends apartment building and another group was discussing Bob Dylan and the famous Bleecker Street. I can’t even imagine being part of a tour group like that. Hm. I guess I did a similar tour in New Orleans…

After feeding a very hungry Boy and sipping a few beers we headed to our apartment to drop off our supplies and venture out again. The Boy stayed in (he stayed with us for the entire trip rather than trek back to Borough Park in Brooklyn where he lives — a 30 minute subway ride) while Robert and I grabbed dinner just down the road at Rosemary’s. We enjoyed some really delicious pasta — I had maitake mushroom fettuccine and Robert had a linguine with preserved lemons and chili oil. Drool.

After a quick stop for drinks at Wogie’s we were ready for a big sleep. I think I slept about 11 hours (and so did The Boy who didn’t even take the red eye flight).

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The following morning Robert headed out for a run while The Boy and I continued sleeping and then we headed out for a simple breakfast at La Bonbonniere. I’d searched for “basic breakfast, west village” and came up with this. The name is deceptive because it’s not chichi at all. Just a tiny diner (cash only!) with $8 plates of eggs, ham, white toast, and hashbrowns. The entire crew cooking and waiting tables were Hispanic. Anyway, it hit the spot, was cheap, and fast. Exactly what I like in a breakfast.

Next up, Robert and I headed to the NYC Marathon Expo while The Boy procured discount movie tickets for us at NYU’s ticket office. If you like marathon expos, you must go to this one at some point. It is everything and more than you could imagine. Insane and so much fun. We somehow managed to leave without spending any money. We were both pretty jealous that everyone else there was about to run such an amazing marathon. (Okay. That sounds insane. But it’s true.)

We met up with The Boy on West 34th Street to see The Martian in IMAX 3D. I’d been having a little vertigo ever since we went boating with our friends a week earlier and the plane ride seemed to make it worse so I was concerned about watching the movie but it didn’t bug me at all and the movie was just about as fun at the book. The Boy was especially pleased with the outing (probably because it didn’t involve us drinking beer).

We walked to Grand Central Station and grabbed a late lunch at Shake Shack. The Grand Central location is nice because the wait is short but I still prefer the Madison Square Park location for the outdoor seating ambiance.

After eating, we caught the subway down to the Lower East Side to grab groceries at Whole Foods and to visit Top Hops and then moved on to One Mile House (a new one for us and a pretty great tap list). On our walk back to the West Village we started getting hungry again (!) and after resting up a bit at the apartment we headed to nearby Niu Noodle House for late night dim sum. The hit of the night was the sticky rice wrapped in grape leaves (traditionally they are wrapped in banana leaves).

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Robert and I both got a run in on Saturday morning. It was an absolutely beautiful, crisp, fall day and I could have run for a few hours but my neuroma started bugging me so I headed back to the apartment after 6 miles.

We grabbed a slice of Joe’s and then caught the D Train to Brooklyn with The Boy so he could fetch a change of clothes at his apartment. The neighborhood he lives in has a large population of orthodox Jews and it was the sabbath so it was basically a ghost town. The few people we did see were dressed in traditional attire. I felt a little like I’d been dropped into another dimension. (I’m sure that’s probably how some visitors feel the first time they visit Utah County on a Sunday.)

The Boy’s rental house is a mish-mash of odd-shaped rooms full of excess furniture and I honestly don’t know how he can live there. It’s depressing, dirty, and crowded. I have to remind myself that at his age I lived out of my suitcase for a year and slept on a tatami mat with mosquito coils surrounding me.

We took the train back as far as Chinatown so that we could walk to the 9/11 Memorial and take in the sights of lower Manhattan. We didn’t visit the museum but we went to the pools and saw the survivor tree. It was a somber experience. With so many people there you’d be surprised how quiet it was.

We went shopping at Whole Foods in Tribeca so that I could make dinner for The Boy (his request: pasta) and walked up Greenwich Street. It was a fun experience to see all the trick or treaters out in big groups, going from business to business. The huge Village Halloween parade was set to start a few hours after we got back to the apartment and we weren’t sure whether we’d try to go see it or just hang out in the apartment to avoid the crowds. Our apartment was just a few short blocks from 6th Avenue where the parade was and our street was closed off to traffic so we could just look out our window and watch dozens and dozens of people walking past, dressed for the parade. It was a bit like Bourbon Street, actually.

In the end, Robert and I braved the crowds and snuck into Blind Tiger for a few drinks. We were packed in shoulder to shoulder but it was still a lot of fun to see everyone around us dressed up in preparation for the parade and holiday. My favorite group was the Scooby Doo Gang who lost Scooby for a bit and yelled out “Scooby Doo, Where are you???” through the crowded bar. We headed back to Upright Brew House which was also crowded but we nabbed an outdoor seat, perfect for people watching. At that point I was getting hungry so we headed back to the apartment and I made everyone meatballs in vodka sauce over spaghetti + some fresh mozzarella with balsamic on the side. The Boy was happy.

We watched footage of the parade on a local tv channel because we’re old. Then we went to bed. My earplugs couldn’t quite block out the festivities that went on throughout the night but that was okay.

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Final Day = Marathon Day! I wish I could say that one or both of us was running it but no luck. Robert signed up for the lottery earlier this year but didn’t get in.

Robert and I left The Boy at the apartment so he could catch up on homework and we headed up to the marathon finish line in Central Park. We couldn’t quite get to the actual finish line because you have to purchase tickets for that area but we got there early enough to grab a good spot at the 26 mile mark. We were able to see all the elites come in and then continued watching until the fast to average runners (3:30 finishers) started coming in. We walked through the park for a bit until we got to the 24 mile mark where runners were entering the park at an incline. My marathon is still fresh enough that I could feel their pain. My favorite part about watching races is the expressions on the runners’ faces. Grimaces, smiles, and tears. So many emotions. It’s really cool.

We made our way past thousands of finishers and caught the subway back downtown to Washington Square Park to have ramen at Ramen Takumi with The Boy. We then headed to our final beer stops: Proletariat and Good Beer, before returning to the West Village.

Robert and I had our final outing at a little French bistro just below our apartment: Le Baratin. We each had a glass of wine and tried to pretend like we were back in Paris (it was kind of easy since the 2 employees, 1 customer, and a random guy who walked in to talk about the football game were all speaking fluent French).

Back at the apartment we watched the Seahawks game and then watched most of the Mets game (what a disaster). My last meal was a messy fried chicken sandwich from Wogies.

It was hard to get up early in the morning and say goodbye to The Boy. We caught an NYC airporter van at Penn Station (pre-purchased tickets for $17/person) and zipped off to JFK.

Boo. Vacations always end too quickly.

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So I was doing speedwork on the track yesterday. I’m trying to kick up my pace a little in preparation for next month’s Mustache Dache.

I had 6x400m intervals on the agenda with 200m walking/slow jogging in between.

Paces: 7:46, 7:40, 7:41, 7:37, 7:48, 8:03

Anyway, as I was running maybe the third interval — arms flailing about, legs about to buckle underneath me, and heavily panting — it occurred to me that Robert runs entire marathons at that pace (faster, actually) and he looks pretty decent doing it.

Bravo, Robert. Bravo.


2015 Portland Marathon

The Portland Marathon is a done deal! Below is a VERY LONG recap of the event but to summarize: I met my B goal and I had fun despite pretty intense pain.

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Robert and I arrived the day before the marathon and went straight to Whole Foods to load up on a carby lunch that included mashed potatoes, spanish rice, corn, and some lemon chicken. We also loaded up on Gatorade. It sounds gross now but it really helped us fill up our tanks, pre-race.

After lunch we headed to the expo. It’s an odd expo. At other expos I’ve been to, you get a bag along with your t-shirt and bib and usually the bag comes loaded with freebies. In the case of the Portland Marathon, you pick up your bib and then wander around a bit before you find the area where they’re handing out the bags and pins. You can then opt for a poster and vendors are handing out things here and there but that’s about it. The t-shirt comes when you finish the race (as it should be since it says “Marathon Finisher” on it). 🙂

We spent very little time at the expo because we wanted to get a few beers at Belmont Station before we switched back to water drinking for the evening. I ended up having a heavier beer than I’d intended (9.5%!) and then another light, sour beer before we called it quits and headed to our motel. After a bit of resting we headed down the road for Sizzle Pie cheese pizza. While we waited for our pizza to be ready we talked ourselves into another beer. I hadn’t intended to drink 3 beers the day before a marathon but it happened. And I don’t regret it.

Back at the motel, we prepped our bibs, gear and breakfast foods and went to bed around 9pm. I slept so-so. Not as poorly as I thought I would. Robert said he slept very little. (There was a bit of screeching coming from a group of high school girls at the motel but it happened early and thankfully they were hushed up or they left no later than 10pm.)

We woke at 5am and shared a salty bagel (Whole Foods sells a decent bagel; I highly recommend visiting a Whole Foods for all your marathon eating needs) and we each ate a banana. I’d purchased peanut butter and jelly but in the end didn’t eat any. Food doesn’t sound good at 5am. We also drank some Starbucks VIA coffee before heading out the door around 6:15am.

Our motel was about a mile from the start line. I downed a lemon Honeystinger waffle and 8oz of nuun electrolyte drink w/ caffeine (Robert drank Gatorade Endurance) on the walk over. As we approached the starting corrals we walked along the course and I found a brand spanking new porta-potty (a rare treat at a marathon site!) and then after a few more blocks of walking we split up so Robert could head over to corral A where the fast boys and girls go. We wished each other luck and I then got in the porta-potty line for a 2nd go. (You can never pee too much before a marathon, right?)

After waiting about 25 minutes, corral E (my corral) started moving forward. The national anthem had been sung and a bunch of motivating words were said at the start line, apparently, but I couldn’t hear any of it since we’d been stationed over a block away. It would be nice if they could set up speakers so that us middle and back of the pack runners and walkers can hear. I tossed my old hoody (it was just cool enough that I appreciated having it while I waited but I definitely wouldn’t need it for the run), plugged in my earphones, and turned on my watch. We were off about 10 minutes after gun time (7am) and it was an exhilarating start. The sun was just coming up and drums were pounding on both sides of the street as we headed north toward the Chinatown Gate. I reminded myself to take it slow and really had no problem doing so because I started off listening to KEXP’s Runner Powered Podcast, Volume 4. The first song is super mellow and helped set the tone for a slower start. (I listened to another volume at the end of my run. I had it at the end of my queue because I knew I’d want to hear DJ John’s voice when I was struggling. Weird, I know.)

This is the first time I’ve ever run a race where I didn’t spend the first mile or two fighting my way through slower people or feeling like everyone around me was stampeding forward, way faster than me. This was probably because I started in the correct corral and I was taking it so easy, but I also found the amount of runners on the course to be just right and everyone seemed to be running within the group they should have been in. No crowding. Good behavior. All runners.

Mile 1: 10:00 (I was shooting for 10:20 but my Garmin was all confused at the beginning and was showing a 5:30 pace and never showed anything close to 10:00 until just before I hit the mile marker).

The course hits a hill at mile 2 and it’s an out and back so I positioned myself on the left so that I could see Robert coming back but I ended up missing him. I was in a zone with my music, and the sunrise, and my efforts in looking for him that I didn’t really notice the hill at all (that’s how those early hills are — so easy) and soon enough we were turning around and heading back down, nearing mile 4. I skipped the first water station but grabbed some water around mile 2.5.

Mile 2: 10:51

Mile 3: 10:44

The next 7 miles are almost completely flat. I had my first Gu around mile 5.5 (25% of it somehow ended up on my compression socks instead of in my mouth) and another Gu around mile 10.5. I barely looked at my watch and instead ran at an effort that I wanted to set for the course. Not too hard, just pushing it a little. I was never out of breath and my legs never felt tired. I walked through all the aid stations just long enough take in a good sip of water or Ultimata. I considered stopping really quickly at a porta-potty if there wasn’t a line but I didn’t REALLY have to pee. It was just a feeling that I should. Fortunately, no porta-potties were ever free until later in the race when I didn’t feel like I needed to go anymore. Win!

There is a turnaround at mile 8.6 and the prettiest bubbles were floating all around us.

My dad has been in charge of the Portland Marathon music and entertainment for over 20 years. Sure he’s hired bands, but also whistlers, belly dancers, Pirates and fiddlers. He’s put electric guitarists on towers and high school bell choirs in parks. He’s done it all. But this may be my favorite: this year he hired a team of bubble blowers to stand at a bend in the course, so when the sun came up the sky was filled with huge bubbles. I ran this section cause I had to see it. Imagine running at full speed with bubbles the size of your head floating next to you. Couldn’t help but reach out and break them into smaller bubbles. Unexpectedly, it’s my dad who makes the Portland Marathon oh so Portlandia.

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Mile 4: 9:35

Mile 5: 9:43

Mile 6: 9:46 (I saw Robert heading back around his mile 11 and I couldn’t believe how fast he was going; the 3:15 pacers were behind him, I think.)

Mile 7: 9:45

Mile 8: 9:44

Mile 9: 9:46 (I passed the 4:25 pacing group here)

Mile 10: 9:44

Mile 11: 9:51

After mile 11 we split off from the half marathoners (I was pleasantly surprised to see that most of us runners were doing the whole 26.2, much unlike Rock n Roll events) and headed towards the Northwest District and the St. John’s Bridge. There is a small hill during mile 12 but I again didn’t even notice it. I chatted with a few runners and high-fived the crowds. I got a little cocky.

Around mile 12.5 there is a steep downhill portion and I decided to run it as fast as I could to make up for any lost time. Perhaps that was a mistake. Dun-dun-dun.

I hit the halfway point at 2:08:11, right on track for my A goal of a 4:20 finish. Soon after, I felt a little twinge in my left glute. Crap! During the Bend Marathon I started having glute pain around the halfway point and it really slowed me down and took me out of the game mentally. I decided that this time I wouldn’t let it affect my pace. Sure, I’d be hurting and I’d be bummed that my body does stupid stuff when I run a marathon (hello, no glute pain at all on any of my hilly long runs during training!), but! that didn’t mean I needed to start doing the Charlie Brown walk.

In addition to keeping up the pace I tried to be proactive and stretch my hip out a little now and then. I ran off course for the first time around mile 13.7 and did a deep stretch for around 20 seconds. When I started running again it felt a little better. I didn’t think I could get the pain to go completely away but I figured occasional stretching would help a little. With the decision to start doing stretching I knew my plan A was out the window. I was already running a little slower than a 4:20 marathon pace before I started hurting. It was just a question of how much time I’d lose during this whole annoying ordeal. Geez. I’d like to run a marathon without having to manage an annoying ordeal. I downed another Gu at mile 15.5.

For the next several miles I did a lot of strategizing. Should I run/walk this thing? When should I start? Should I just go as hard as I can and then completely stop if I have to? Should I just walk the hills? In the end, my body decided for me. We hit the approach to St. John’s Bridge around mile 16.2 and I had plenty of energy in my legs to run up it. I slowed my pace a little and started up. About 60% of the other runners were walking the whole thing. I wondered if they were all dealing with similar issues of nagging pain or had just tired their legs out already. About halfway up the incline my hip started cramping. I stopped to stretch it again and then walked a little more to see how it felt. Not good. I walked for another 30 seconds and then finished the hill at a slow jog. The 4:25 pacing group passed me.

So that’s how it was going to be. Hills = cramping so I will walk them.

Mile 12: 10:01

Mile 13: 9:34

Mile 14: 10:25

Mile 15: 9:59

Mile 16: 10:16

Mile 17: 11:32

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Finishing up the crossing of the St. John’s Bridge

The views from the bridge were spectacular! I only wished that my pain had started after the bridge. I really tried to appreciate it and take it all in and think about how far I’d run but I had that bummed out feeling lingering in the background. I pushed forward and had renewed energy as the steep portion of the bridge ended and we came down the other side. I recently read Kristen @ Glitter & Dust’s 2014 Portland Marathon recap and she wrote something that really stuck with me during those 8 last miles:

The cramping in my legs was pretty bad between miles 18-24, but I kept moving forward without remorse for my body. This was about satisfying my mind. My body would just have to keep up. The mental part of a marathon is a thing of beauty. How the mind can convince the body to keep pushing forward regardless of pain is beyond me.

My mantra became “my mind wants this; my body is just going to have to keep up” and it really worked. Overall, my pace slowed a little but that was mainly due to stopping to stretch. I was passing a lot of people and that felt pretty nice.

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Despite having to slow down I passed 186 people after mile 21. I love these cool graphics.

The course from mile 18-24 is full of spectators and beautiful views but I don’t really remember a lot of it. I had my last Gu around mile 20.5 but I probably didn’t even need it. My legs felt great, my breathing was easy and really, everything else about my body besides that cramp felt spectacular. No foot or calf pain. No stomach issues. No fatigue whatsoever.  The cramping and pain continued to get worse and around mile 21 or 22 I really wasn’t sure it would hold up. When I walked through aid stations I was never sure if I could get going again.

Mile 18: 10:24

Mile 19: 10:03

Mile 20: 10:08

Mile 21: 10:51

Mile 22: 9:52

We hit an unexpected incline around mile 23 and I walked the entire thing and partially walked up the approach to the Broadway Bridge after mile 24. After that last hill, going over the bridge, I suddenly felt at ease. The cramping backed off and I was able to speed up a bit. I passed a lot of men on that bridge (that always feels good for some reason).

By the time I was over the bridge I gained a renewed confidence that I could actually finish even though the cramping returned and was getting more intense and I no longer dared stop or even slow down. I passed up 2 water stations and “zipped” as fast as I could to the finish. I was within half a mile from the finish and was basically checked out, on another planet, trying to ignore my body’s wish to stop. I honestly wasn’t sure if I could go on. I then had a duh moment. I’d been running the whole time with my headphones in and hadn’t fully taken in the crowd support. I forgot how important they are. I pulled out my headphones and immediately heard people yelling, “You can do it, Jen!” That changed everything for me. I felt recharged and let the crowd’s cheers support me through the final quarter mile. I saw Robert just before the last turn to the finish line and he had no idea how much I was hurting because I was SMILING. How could I not smile? I charged forward. It felt like I was sprinting but of course, I wasn’t. I was VERY glad to be finishing and relieved that my hip held up to the very end.

Feeling really bad just before I took out my headphones
Feeling really bad just before I took out my headphones

Mile 23: 10:33

Mile 24: 11:08

Mile 25: 10:56

Mile 26: 10:36

Mile .2: ? (I forgot to stop my watch as I crossed the finish line but I would guess it was around 9:45)

After I stopped and received my medal, jacket, & rose, I could barely move. My hip just quit working. It took me about 10 minutes to get through the snack area; I had to keep stopping and grabbing the table to hold myself up and try to stretch a little. (They have great snacks, BTW! Orange slices, grapes, chocolate milk, string cheese, pretzels, bananas, water, & Ultima.) I picked up my t-shirt (plus a tree seedling, a pendant, and a coin), then slowly hobbled out of the finisher’s chute, trying to keep my shit together. I checked my phone and had a text from Robert that his phone was dying and he’d be waiting for me at the Starbucks. I hobbled down the block, the saddest looking finisher of them all (that was just my perception since I didn’t see anyone else with a such a noticeable limp, moving as slowly as me). When Robert saw me he was surprised to see me limping since he’d only seen me zipping past with a smile. Mind over body, baby!

2 minutes to go and smiling!

Robert pulled off another Boston Qualifier with a 3:18:46 finish! He said he felt better this year than he did when he ran 3:22 last year in Portland. Amazing!

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We walked like the living dead back to our motel, showered up, and went out for a delicious lunch of bacon wrapped quail eggs, Tokyo ramen, and sushi rolls, plus a delicious ice-cold beer at Yataimura Maru. Later, second lunch was consumed at The Commons Brewery: an Italian cheese board and a tasty sour beer. Dessert was more sour beer at Cascade Brewery and then I was DONE, both physically and mentally. I lazed about in the motel for the rest of the evening, i.e., I slept and then watched Property Brothers and Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown. Meanwhile, superhuman Robert continued on to Basecamp Brewing where he replaced his 4000 burned calories with beer. He brought me back a delicious pot pie and I devoured it along with some delicious wine and fell asleep like a baby.

It was a good day. Big thumbs up to the Portland Marathon. The entertainment and crowds were awesome and the volunteers did a wonderful job plus the course has breathtaking views and chances are good that you’ll have beautiful, mild weather.

Both of us were a little sore (mainly our quads) the next day but by Tuesday all the soreness was gone with the exception of my hip. I have a pretty painful case of hip inflammation from all the cramping (I think the technical term is Trochanteric Bursitis). I’ll be taking it easy for a week or so. I’m not sure when I’ll go out for my next run but it won’t be until the pain is gone. I hope to run the Dawg Dash 5K on October 18th so let’s hope it’s gone by then. I already miss running.


  • Garmin Forerunner 220
  • Under Armour hat & tank
  • Brooks sports bra (handy place to stuff 2 gels and my headphones cable)
  • Brooks shorts (with pockets to hold 2 gels and my chapstick)
  • CEP compression socks
  • Altra One2 shoes
  • SPIbelt (for my phone, id, and credit card)
  • My trusty black wristband — useful for wiping sweat off my neck, forehead, and chin or, you know, blowing my