Another example of marital bliss

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Okay, so I was packed and headed out the door to go to the airport and I remembered I'd forgotten my contact solution. So I say to the husband, "Can I use your contact solution?" And he says "Sure."

Two days later, the morning of my vow renewal day, after having too many drinks the night before, I find myself with a contact full of PEROXIDE in my eyeball.

"Mother F***er! Can you please explain why my eye is a ball of fire????"

"Oh yeah. There's peroxide in my solution. You need to neutralize it. D'oh."

"Gee. Thanks for telling me that now. D'oh."

My oogy red eye was all better after a little Visine and a little apologizing.

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